Gun Fun!

March 1st, 2012

  This just about says it all.                                                                 

“Where can I get my pistol engraved like this?”                                             







      A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him ‘Why do you carry a 45?’ The Ranger responded, ‘Because they don’t make a 46.’

      The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ He promptly replied, ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.’

      Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!

      But wait, there’s more!

      I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, ‘Well I certainly hope it isn’t loaded!’ To which I said, “Of course it is loaded, it can’t work without bullets!” She then asked, “Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?” My reply was, “No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.”


HAVE A NICE DAY But don’t Monkey with Me…

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I’m a firm believer of the 2nd Amendment!;